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Wooh new layout!
As I’m sure your all aware I write music as in sing play the guitar bass n keyboard n such, well Dave H who I write alot of stuff with has given me some good news. He knows of someone who is creating a film and requires some musicians to write a song for his film, its a comedy so the song needs to be upbeat. So work is underway for that. If there is anyone out there in the vast nevada of inter-space that would like to help or join in, then get in contact me moi and I will see what I can do.
My new job is going great, I’m really enjoying it.
I am going to start applying to university and try an get on for January so I need to get my ass into gear - motivation needed!
I have a rabbit who had kits and they have been sexed n such so that’s crazy, almost ready to be given away!
I’m not sure what else to say, so I’m going now bye bye bye bye bye ![]()


Smart man + smart woman =3D romance
Smart man + dumb woman =3D affair
Dumb man + smart woman =3D marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =3D pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Source:
http://www.boredatuni.com/stuff.php
what can I put? I would like to add drawings n such at some point. I need some ideas ANYONE OUT THERE? COME IN?
]]>At some point soon I’ll be applying for university, retaking my theory test! (bloody con!) and getting back on my feet. I’ve had 2 whole months off and its been great. I had a good birthday and also I now have a rabbit, who has had kits!
I have started a new job as a HCA in a hospital and today was my first day. I have too say I really enjoyed it! The people were nice and friendly and I didn’t really feel left out. All in all I enjoyed it ![]()
Only thing is:
I have to work nights - boo!
My internet doesn’t work - Boo!
My phone has no signal - Boo!
however…
A NEW HOUSE YAY!
bigger better and its coooooooooool as beans!
A Man have is walking down the street with a white stick and a red arm band. What is he?
1: Blind;
2: Blind and deaf;
3: Deaf;
4: Heavily disabled.
Ok I’ve seen people who are blind they never have an armband! I swear. The answer I have is what does that have to do with driving the car? I know that you need to know what a blind man would look like, but you would know because of the stick or a dog. Why put it as a question?
Another example I got is:
What does a catalytic converter do?
- I Bloody don’t know last I new I was doing a Driving theory teat, a test on what signs are, not a mechanic course! Far enough you should know that but shouldn’t it be more of a question on your real test because (and correct me if I’m wrong) The Theory test is about the theory of driving the car not how it works. Why not ask about how the clutch work, or how the engine pumps fuel from the tank? Make it even more irrelevant!
The test asks 50, count them 50 questions that’s a lot of questions to answer surely.
To make it easier why not make a day course where you do written/course work on the theory of driving. With a teacher and while there at it make it free, as the real test adds up to around £100 and if you fail you have to repay £100.
I know they have to make it as strict as possible to ensure bad drivers can’t pass but bloody hell I know someone who past on their 3rd or 4th time and has written off 5 cars! Why not make them redo the test. Surely they have slipped through.
Its too much money and you pay out for the rest of your driving life. Make it a little more cheaper, or change the age on driving to 21.
I don’t know I feel the theory is a little unfair and there are alternatives for helping people pass. Surely there is easier ways to pass.
Thanks for reading
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